Don't show too much skin or laugh too loud or dance too much, but come on love give us a smile. Carry your keys and your phone at all times and make sure you run far enough to burn off all those calories but don't do it in public and for gods sake don't run in shorts, that's just asking for trouble. Public transport is dangerous, but so are taxis and walking and driving on your own and did I mention that staying at home is really risky, so don't do any of those things ok?
Men, just carry on as you were, this is not your problem ok?" - Jane Gilmore