Hello there! I have an assignment due, so you know what that means... PROCRASTINATION POST!
Right now I am sitting on the bed in the corner of Jono’s room. He and Callum are teaching each other about Vitamins and playing with a nerf sword. I am quietly typing away on my laptop trying to get my essay done, which doesn’t look like happening, which is sad. Yesterday I almost had an essay induced meltdown but I caught myself just in time and went to Callum’s room to discuss with him my writers block predicament (or I would burst into tears- I still wasn’t sure which was going to come out). When I got there he and Jono were studying with each other and they told me to come and do my essay with them. It was lovely and made my day immeasurably better. So today I was again feeling down and I thought about yesterday and how pleasant it was that I was able to do that, and I knew that Callum and Jono were again studying so I then had the following conversation with myself:
Me: hmm, if I go and find the guys then I will be far happier and might actually get study done instead of sitting here in the pigsty that is my room, feeling sorry for myself.
Evil Cel: Yeah, but do you really want to be that annoying girl who now thinks she can hang out with the guys because they took pity on you one time?
Me: Wow! Bitch! You are right though, I am fairly pathetic, I can’t even handle one essay. Why would they want me busting in on their hardcore study?
Evil Cel: Yeah, its best if you stay here, by yourself. Maybe you can have a little lie down while I remind you about all the other work you are behind in. seriously, why are you even at Uni?
Me: Nah you know what, I’m going to go and see what the boys are doing, because you’re being mean to me, and even if they don’t want to hang out with me it will still be more pleasant than sitting here with YOU!
Evil Cel: don’t come crying to me when they hate you.
Oh hey Evil Cel, THEY DON’T HATE ME! So sucked in. They looked positively delighted at the prospect of me joining them because they are lovely people and despite what I try and tell myself, so am I.
Oh dear, I just let the internet know that I am crazy.
Ok I have fifteen minutes before lunch so I am going to pretend that my essay is due tomorrow and write some crap because a wise woman once said ‘you can edit crap, you cant edit a blank page.’
Oh and here is a picture of all the people (except evil Cel) who featured in this story.
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