Monday, March 26, 2012

How was your day?

Today was a good day! This is odd because its tuesday and tuesdays go for 5 hours and include lots of long chunks of language concentration.
So Last night I watched true blood in the comm. It seems to be a bit of a ritual forming, and I enjoy it although I would like a spot more warning about when a crazy sex scene is going to appear on the screen. While I was watching true blood I indulged on some crappy chewy lollies. Rookie Error. I diligently put myself to bed early and then proceeded to lay wide awake and twitching slightly for the next hour and a half until the lollies wore off and the college students stopped having what sounded like a rave right outside my door. Even with that introduction to my nights sleep I woke up feeling positively chipper and the thought of eggs on toast for breakfast spurred me out of bed. Alas, when I arrived at breakfast the hot plate had been all cleaned up and I had missed my opportunity for eggs :( Nevermind! I had just right and spent an hour organising life and perusing facebook before heading off to italian.
Wait, do you guys actually want to know all about my day? because that is what I am going to tell you...
In italian I sat with a GIRL -pause for a round of applause- whom I had befriended a week or two ago. Then, get this, I listened to my lecturer talk about fontamara (which is the italian book we are reading at the moment, or not reading as the case may be) for the WHOLE HOUR. ok, 50 minutes..
after that I went up to the Italian seminar. You have to understand that the italian seminar is reasonably stressful. They always say, if you do your reading then tutes will be great, if you dont, they suck. I never do my reading. I try, but when it is in italian and you havve no idea what is going on then it suck a fair bit and I give up and do something else and then have to rock up to the seminar feeling lost*
So I came into my seminar and sat down with my other friend (this one was a guy) and his two friends. they also felt incredibly lost and so we would discuss what needed to be discussed and spent the rest of the time talking about football. My friend remembered where I was from and we all had a bit of a laugh about Essendon standing up an entire town.
Then I went home for lunch, which was reasonably disappointing but a bowl of cocoa pops so cheered me up! (that’s right, my big I-no-longer-live-at-home rebellion is occasionally having cocoa pops for a second lunch.)
So then I tootled my way over to Australian Politics, and had one of the more boring lectures but was still more interesting than all my other lectures, which says something about how engaging Nic Economou is. It amuses me how blatantly pro Melbourne Uni that man is for a Monash Lecturer.
Then I raced Alex up to our fourth floor two hour long German tute. He took the stairs and I took the lift. When I walked into the classroom he was comfortably seated and I had to apologise for being late and sit right up the front at a makeshift desk. Moral of the story, always take the stairs.
So we had a German test and then studied the gender and plurals of nouns. Fun fact: the way germans decide what is female, male and neutral, and the way they pluralise their nouns is COMPLETELY ARBITRARY. So we just have to learn it. Although I learnt a cool new German word today: Trillerpfeife. It means whistle, which I think makes sense.
And then I came home in a good mood and put off doing homework by telling you about my day. Now I am off to Italian tutoring, because this is the first week that I have remembered it!




Also, here is some pictures of a pretty dress I made out of newspaper.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

the guy I am creepily staring at from my window is wearing cool pants.

Things I wish I hadn't done today:
-eaten half a block of chocolate
-googled Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers

Things I am glad I did today:
-wore a top whilst studying so that when Gossy came busting into my room it wasnt awkward. KNOCK GOSSY, KNOCK!
-pretended that I was writing a blog post telling you guys about the significance of media when in acutal fact I was tricking myself into writing the crappiest first draft ever. but still a first draft!
actually, that is why I am doing this blog post because I feel guilty that I wrote one and you dont get to see it.

Things I am going to achieve for the rest of the day:
-wear a pretty dress
-kick pool arse at dooleys

Sunday, March 18, 2012

I have the patience to use photoshop on a 7 year old computer. I deserve a medal.

I forgot how much editing photos calms me down. Because of turning 19, planning a trip around the world, taking a trip around the world and starting university (wow, that’s been a pretty great 6 months) I have fallen out of the habit of editing photos. Tonight I was feeling pretty tired and discouraged because of my inability to write essays because of my inability to research because of my inability to understand readings. So I sent myself to bed rather than be grumpy on other people and while I was sitting on facebook I though to myself thought I, “why don’t I take a picture of myself and edit it to cheer me up?” “great idea!” thought me. So I got my camera out and took 38 photos of myself and picked one to edit. It was just like the good old days of being 18. Its funny, editing my face doesn’t cheer me up because I am making myself look prettier, it cheers me up because I can set my mind to something and methodically change small things so that when you take a step back, it looks far better. It makes me feel like I have useful skills that could get me somewhere even if I fail at studying. It also, however oddly, makes me feel incredibly powerful.
After I edit a photo I never want to show people the before picture because they will be able to compare the two and then they will notice the imperfections that normally aren’t noticed but because they are gotton rid of they will be noticed. Tonight, however, I will put it up because I am feeling particularly good about the fact that no-one really cares what I look like as long as I strive to be a decent human being. Also I am also going to tell you what I changed:

-Changed the levels to create more of a contrast
-Retouched Eyebrows
-Removed blemishes
-Lightened upper lip
-Evened the structure of my eyelid
-Shrank my hand to make it seem less obvious
-Brightened the picture
-Raised the contrast
-changed the colour balance to reduce redness in my cheeks
-Added a a black border to the top left sides to make my face smaller
-Created a little bit of extra head band
-And Blended the headband into the background.

Viola! I don’t think I forgot anything…

Friday, March 2, 2012

is it just me, or are music videos just non-sensical, mildy pornographic videos of famous people?

I am stuck in the vortex of College life, and oh what a glorious vortex it is!
I am coming up to end of my second week here and apart from having completely lost my voice it is going swell-ly.
So, Mannix life. its great! Wednesday night is formal dinner and everyone gets dressed up and looks like hogwarts students and sits down to a fun, albeit traditional, dinner. afterwards we go to Dooleys. I do kind of love Dooleys, but seriously, what establishment wouldnt I love that has three pool tables?
thursday night is always function night and I had no idea how much effort the committee* put into decorating the JCR. this weeks theme was heaven and hell. freshers had to go as heaven and returners went as hell. I went as an angel teetering right on the edge of fairy, but lucky a fluffy halo tipped me over to the edge of angel. there were some noteable, and not necessarily politically correct, outfits:
4 guys dressed as the pearly gates
hitler
the pope
a collingwood supporter

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oh hey. I forgot about this! Someone came and distracted me and then the rest of the day was spent watching television and playing soccer and hanging out with all of my new cool friends who I LIVE WITH!!

today was fish friday for everyone except the vegetarians, for whom it was delicious creamy spinach and ricotta ravioli friday. Try and tell me its not a good idea being a vegetarian!

Ok its 1.45am I am exquisitely happy right now so I will be going to sleep :)

*the word committee has a LOT of double letters..