Monday, May 7, 2012

I bribed myself with lollies to study tonight. I am going to end up with type 2 diabetes and an Arts degree.

*hypothetical conversation taking place at Caraselle*
Andrew: seriously Julie? did you just spray soda water all over yourself AGAIN?
Julie: oh you're always making fun of me. *flicks through anormous bird encyclopedia* have you seen the birds on the billabong, I cant figure out what they are..
Andrew: ill look it up on the internet.
Andrew: *calls through from inside the house to the back verandah where Julie has settled into bird watching on the couch with her soda water* Honey! i've got an email from Cecelia!
Julie: Cecelia? that name sounds familiar, who is she again? Oh I remember, that was Gran's middle name..
Andrew: No, remember how we were tossing up about having a third daughter, well if I remember correctly, we did!
Julie: you're right! I remember now. gee, the last time I saw her she would have been in a shower full of ballowens. I wonder what she's up to these days?
Andrew: wonder no more, she has sent us the Bi-annual newsletter from the college at which she is living.
Julie: College? they do grow up fast. Well, email me the link because you know very well that the only way this family communicates is through email, whether we are living in the same house or not.
Andrew: will do. I've got the next episode of TBBT cued, are you ready to watch it?
Julie: TBBT?
Andrew: the big bang theory. Cecelia always got my acronyms, you know, I miss her. She is definitely my favourite daughter.
Julie: third time lucky I guess..


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2 comments:

  1. I used to eat an entire block of cadburys chocolate to get me through my 3 hour Italian class. This was back when a block was 250g. I did that every week.

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